Why can’t you swallow pills?
That feels like asking me why I can’t fly! I don’t know, I just can’t. For context, I don’t swallow pills, regardless of their size. I get all my prescription meds in liquid form when needed, and for something like aspirin I’ve learned to chew them. I know that sounds gross, but it barely phases me anymore. To that end I only take Excedrin and obviously never take gel caps. For the kinds of pills that come in those little plasticy capsules, I can break them open and just swallow the meds. But back to the why — I suppose because no one made me learn how to do it as a child? I’m pretty stubborn.
How do penguins taste?
Thanks for the question Dad! (He ruined the anonymity by telling me exactly when he’d submitted a question.) Also, Dad, when I say don’t read something on my blog, DON’T READ IT. I only do it for your own good. Anyway, penguins. When I was a small child I was convinced that penguins were for eating. They must have looked like chickens to me? Or maybe they just looked delicious. No matter what my parents told me, I was just convinced that penguins would be tasty. I cannot say I’ve ever gotten to taste them, or that I will ever try to, but I’m willing to be they are, in fact, tasty. I mean, ducks and chickens are tasty? And so are fish. And so, I assume, are penguins.
Should i get one of these?
Yes! I don’t even know who you are, but I say yes. Answering questions is fun.
I made a new fancy formspring.me now, instead of of the old version. But you can ask questions at either.